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Mx. Coreo Jones ([personal profile] digitalemur) wrote2009-04-16 10:06 am
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Still not back yet

I got home Tuesday night from Texas, but I only dug back into my Gmail this morning, and I haven't taken a look at LJ since last Friday. So, uh, if you need anything, email me or phone or tell me here?

Oh, but wait, I _have_ caught up enough to see [livejournal.com profile] ladysisyphus' Very Important Poll with the best tag ever.

Wow, so many things get better when you replace select words like "peace," "mankind," and "hope" with "monkeys."
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[identity profile] jeditigger.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
MONKEYS!!!!!

[identity profile] emilymorgan.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would people fasten first? It makes it harder to zip!

[identity profile] digitalemur.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree with the person who said if they fasten first then they forget to zip. That has totally happened to me!

[identity profile] cerridwynn.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Sadly, for some of us, fastening aids the zipping process...

:-(

[identity profile] emilymorgan.livejournal.com 2009-04-17 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, I've been in that situation, but rarely, since I tend to rebel against too-tight pants. Blast you, too-tight pants!

[identity profile] adularia.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
ITYM "last best monkeys for monkeys."

[identity profile] digitalemur.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
pretty much! though maybe we could make the rule to replace 1 word per sentence with "monkeys."

It's sort of like replacing one word per sentence with "pants," which is also awesome.

[identity profile] holmes-iv.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
The last best pants for monkeys? Or the last best monkeys for pants? Hmm...

[identity profile] r-ness.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
One of my friends says, "Things are always better with monkeys."

I disagree, but the thought is amusing.

[identity profile] digitalemur.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You yourself frequently say "the monkeys are crazy!" in relation to all sorts of things. I think that is especially true and especially amusing.

Oz agrees too, I think.

[identity profile] r-ness.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I do. But that "the monkeys are crazy" is one of the main reasons I disagree with the thought "things are always better with monkeys".

I would expect Oz to have the skepticism about monkey behavior that all cats do. Wise animals.

[identity profile] digitalemur.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, he's a wise animal, and I think he figures he's glad to have me back to snuggle with... but he wants to know what in hell I did that made my shoes smell so funky.

[identity profile] mrmoonpants.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
PROTIP: It has also been found hugely successful to replace instances of 'darkness' with 'pancakes'.

[identity profile] digitalemur.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I replace "shadows" with pancakes? Because the Pancake War sounds like LOTS OF FUN to me, man.
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