My coworker's fetus is nicknamed "Whoosh-whoosh," for the sound the fetal heart monitor makes at the doctor appointments.

I told her I also have friends who have fetuses named "Monkey" and "The Manticore," and she thinks you guys are crazy.

I think you're _all_ weirdos, and if you want you can call me and I'll tell you so over the phone, Sam The Bald Eagle style. *grin* It's a good weird though!